Your Darthness may be dope, but I’m the one with the cookies.

Per the rule of two, your Darthness is hereby challenged.  :P

Happy Birthday David!  May the rust gods continue to bless you with luck and joy.

Nah, that Jeep was too nice looking to be his.  He likes his with a fine layer of patina (aka rust and mud and mouse droppings).

From one Darth to another, no it’s not.  Act a fool, get a foolish name. 

Wah, so some rich people won’t be able to get their expensive cars.  Think of the CHILDREN of these rich people who will have to be dropped off to the Nanny’s house in a V6! The horror!!!!

He said reliable.  Fiat is the opposite of that. But good try!

Something tells me you aren’t even invited to parties.  Or anywhere. 

Why am I disappointed this Tesla Skeptic wasn’t Torch? :)

Are you this pedantic in real life?  You must be a blast at parties.

Have you BEEN to non-Dem areas? Dude, I’m white, and I’m scared of some of those areas.  They see me rolling in my Prius, without my gunrack (again, on my Prius) and no gun strapped to my hip, and they mutter “Damn LIBTARD” and either try to run me off the road with their monster truck, or run OVER me, and throw their…

Yeah, not all of us Texans are GOP asshats.  Those of us who live in the bigger cities are typically Democrats.  I live in Houston, and most people I know are Dems.

Meh, par for the course for Nissan. Boring, looks like every other midsized truck. 

When one of you moves, the other will feel it in the waste and chest area —

When one of you moves, the other will feel it in the waste and chest area —

I always wondered why he left Smashmouth.  ;)

I was a big Knight Rider fan as a kid, so when my parents brought this home when I was 10, I thought it was the coolest thing ever.

Another “ghost” from that time period, the 1982 Datsun/Nissan 200SX. This was actually my first car and it looked JUST like the one pictured below, with the louvers and everything. This was the car that taught me the word “ajar” and my dad would do the same dad joke you mentioned in an earlier article, “no it’s a…

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I mean, if your tall dad had sat RIGHT in front of the kid, with LOTS of other seats available long after she had gotten there, then yeah, ask him to move. But if Karen sat her crotch goblins behind a tall person, and got mad because he was blocking her kids view, she can go f**k herself. Good for your dad! Gave her…