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DarthCthulhuDrivesAPrius
darthcthulhudrivesaprius

Sadly, as they are employees of the State, the State can tell them what they can’t say at their workplace. They can be fired for exercising their 1st Amendment rights, just like anyone else can be fired.  It’s just that their employer is the State, so it negates that part. 

Can Ford do this with the Broncos? 

I think the worry should be what the kids will do to this thing, and not what it will do to kids. Kids will chase this thing all over, jumping in front of it to make it swerve, hit it with sticks and rocks, and try to destroy it. Then, they’ll strip it for it’s wheels, parts, and cargo, leaving it sitting burnt out on

Smoke on, my friend, smoke on!

So my boss just tried to call you, but your office said you were down in the basement muttering about Pao’s and Chang Li’s. 

We have them come out EVERY YEAR here in Texas. But the sounds they make are what makes it a Southern Summer.  Heat, Humidity, BBQ smoke, and the sounds of cicadas in the trees singing their songs.  Their little larval shells that they leave behind are weird though. 

At least in Texas, those are illegal.

RIP Grant.  You were a hard working Myth Buster, and you are missed.

Ooooooookaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy, gonna go short some Telsa stock now.  When the lawsuits start up, either for idiots who kill people with this shit, or when they can’t actually go 0-60 in 1.1 seconds decide to sue Telsa for lying to them, the stock should tank.

I’m in the Houston, Texas area.  We have a drive in theater here called The Showboat Drive In.  They have 2 screens and a concession building.  It’s awesome!  They transmit the sound on FM so you can pick it up either in your car stereo, or, like what I do, through a portable radio with a portable speaker attached. 

Yeah, what’s up with not being able to star lately?  Are we in “star jail” now?  I can post just fine.  You’d think they’d restrict my  words but not my stars!

West Coast Customs has their own show now on MotorTrend TV. 

We’re getting close here in Texas.  We just needs someone with enough “Oomph” to really send the likes of Abbott and Cruz running.

FUCK GREG ABBOTT!

I love that you can prepurchase a toll tag at any visitor center, from a vending machine, as you enter Florida, and give it a balance. If you end up using more than you prepurchase, it just debits whichever card you used to fill it up.  I travel to Florida to see family there all the time, and it’s the ONE thing

If you live in Texas, and have one of the toll tags for a major city or county, they can use your tag to bill you.  It just takes a few days for it to hit your toll tag account.  If you don’t have a toll tag, and you mistakenly get on a toll road, you just call to pay it.  Real simple. Now if you don’t live in Texas,

Even if you think a boob job (or nose job, or mobster face change) is more important than traffic court, then reschedule traffic court, or plead “no contest” and take defensive driving (which he could pay someone to do for him if he still feels too important to do it himself), or just pay the damn ticket. The MAIN

First off, fix that headline, it should read “Florida Man” because we all know it’s him.  Second, I heard that he had spilled some on himself and then light a cigarette.  It may be truth, it may be Facebook.  But sounds legit for Florida Man.

Did...did you even read the article!?! He is a PLASTIC SURGEON. Mrs. Smiths tata’s could have waited. Boob jobs are NOT important. OR, as the judge mentioned, he could have rescheduled court. Enabling douche bags like this is why they feel entitled to break the law whenever it suits them.

Considering how Utah handles alcohol, it must have taken a LOT to get that drunk.