First, WELCOME! As a fellow Texan, we’ll finally have some insight from someone who doesn’t see rusty cars all day long! Texas will finally be represented! Second, WHERE IS THAT CAMPSITE?!?! That is a gorgeous picture, and has to be amazing at night!

We have state inspections in Texas.  They aren’t that expensive, but do keep cars off the roads that don’t need to be on the road.  Helps keep smog down, and they only check that all of your lights work, that your engine doesn’t have any codes thrown, and that you can stop your car.  Nobody really complains here in…

No offense but to me, all of Florida is home to Florida Man (and his crazy wife, Florida Woman).  So all of Florida, to the world outside of Florida, is filled with guys and gals that do crazy things.  Loading up dead hookers from Mara Lago seems like something any Florida Man would attempt to do in this thing.

Thought to myself “surely I can find a deal on EBay”. Went to EBay, and my wallet reached up and slapped me for even looking at those damn things.

Hey, it’s got that bed cover, so you COULD load it up with dead hookers from a snazzy looking estate down there in South Florida. I’m sure this one place has a steady stream of them all the time.

Welcome!

Ok, so we fully expect you to purchase some sort of “bus” in the near future, possibly several to store in your yard in various states of “not running” like David, or at least some foreign, unique, possibly “micro” bus that you fully restore and take your (hopefully) car pun sounding named kid (Rock on Torch, always…

Welcome! So, David Tracy is Jeep Crazy, Torch is VW and Odd Japanese Tiny Imports Crazy, what kind of “Crazy” do you bring to the table, Larry? Can I call you Larry? No, ok great! Now Larry, our ideal Jalop has that odd glint in his eye. That tiny little facial tick that goes off whenever they see the object of their…

They’re $110 for the new Bronco. Still a cheap add-on, if you keep the doors on that is.

I see you mentioned the Smart CHARGING ports, but not the Smart CHARING ports, the ones that cook a steak!

Hey David!You didn’t mention the Smart Charing USB Ports! This thing can grill a steak to perfection!

Meh, still just gonna wait for the Bronco and buy that.  I don’t need a huge gas guzzling V8 to go offroad.  Jeep’s been doing just fine with a V6. 

Second clue was he was home schooled, and took his mom to the Prom.  Probably even got to 3rd base too, if his locker room talk later was true.  His main rival, Dad, was super jealous.

That’s actually a great idea. 

Sad part is, if a MAGAtard is wearing a mask, it’ll be a Trump mask, and they’ll say they don’t have any other mask to wear, and they’ll be allowed to wear it because a) who wants to be in close quarters with a Trump supporter NOT wearing a mask and b) if that’s their district, they’ll have other Trumpettes nearby…

2020 says “hold my beer”!

Yeah, you’re the one getting eggs and toilet paper.  Hang on to that TP, though, you never know when we’ll have a shortage again.

Shut your fucking pie hole you ignorant ass and get back to fucking your sister. You ARE the whiny child with pathetic gripes if you think people asking you to wear a mask are whiny social justice Nazis.  If anyone is close to the Nazi’s, it’s your filthy ass and all the other Trump supporters out there stomping…

Just put the damn mask on for the 90 seconds you are within 6 feet of another human being. Whiny ass mofo.

STFU dumbass, and wear a damn mask. It probably would improve your face anyway. Or better yet, stay the fuck home, and away from other people.  Nobody wants to listen to your crap.