If you don’t stop, and it turns out to be a person you hit, you just went from tragic accident to jail time.  Creepy or not, you don’t just leave something (or someone) on the side of the road in pain.  He’s GOP, in a rural state, you better believe he had a gun.  If it HAD been a deer, he could have put it out of…

Yeah, you can bet you bottom dollar he was drunk as a skunk. 

Back in the day, the Tremor package was more about the sound system in the truck. I had a 98 Ranger king cab with the step sides right after college. Sweet looking little truck. I had thought to get one of these new ones, but then I saw the Bronco. 

It’s NYC, she would have gotten MAYBE a ticket for the dog leash. Had he stuck around, who knows, he may have been shot by another racist piece of shit with a badge.

You are obviously not from the Southern US.  At least 60% of the population here in Texas hunts.  Its more in other states in the South, as hunting is a way of life here.  So I’m not sure where you pulled those numbers from.  Also, “big game” is a relative term.  Deer are not considered big game. We like our guns,…

Yeah, I’m a liberal, but also a gun owner.  Go away.  That’s just crazy talk.  Especially when a large percentage of Americans hunt. 

Mighty Mophie Power Stations?!?!?! It’s Chargin’ Time!

Mighty Mophie Power Stations?!?!?! It’s Chargin’ Time!

When COVID restrictions hit Harris County, and I was forced to work from home as was my wife, we took a look at our chairs.  She had a very uncomfortable (BUT PINK!) task chair she used for occasionally sitting at her work station in her craft room.  I had a somewhat more comfy “executive leather” chair with arms.  I…

Well, the guy who probably paid a few million for it probably tweaked the design himself, I bet. And since heisn’t a trained car designer, their ideas aren’t as “refined” as AM normally would put on an official car. I can just hear the bosses tell the guy doing the clay model “Look we know it looks like his 5 year…

I think we found our new Knight Rider hero car.  Even has the right kind of steering wheel.

Was Torch not available for the “artist renderings” Justin?  Isn’t he the de-facto shopper on Shop-Lopnik?

Yeah, I can see how it is made in jest with no ill will implied, but the optics are a bit off. 

You ok there bud? Do we need to get you a cold beer? Let’s sit ya down over here with your beer, and go to your happy place. 

You’d think Jeep took a page from Chevy’s book (as some fine Jalop mentioned in a previous post) the way they took the Wagoneer nameplate an bastardized it onto a pile of shit.  This is almost as bad as the new Blazer.  And 100K? Nah.

Seems like they DID take a cue from Chevy and bastardized a classic nameplate and put it on a heap of shit.  At least the Bronco has elements from the previous Broncos other than 4 wheels and seats.  That front grill should be iconic like Wagoneers of the past.  This is almost as bad as putting the Charger name on a…

Try going that EXACT way to work everyday. I did before the pandemic forced us to work from home.  I even work in a building just off camera.  I live in Katy, a suburb to the west.  To go 30 miles into work it takes me over an hour during normal times.  Going home is worse, takes an hour and a half. 

Ralph, you make a decent Fancy Kristen knockoff. Good job! But this piece could use more derision directed at the poors who have to make do with Maybachs or BMWs.  Or the Jersey Shore boys with their Lambos, bro.

We found on Amazon a tape player/radio that had a micro USB port for alternative power, and we plug it into an USB battery, and use the AUX out headphone jack to plug into our portable bluetooth speaker. We keep a couple of battery packs ready to go if either the speaker or radio start to fade out. Then, we can sit in…

Starred for “Dresses for Success!”

I second the goat vote.