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DarthCthulhuDrivesAPrius
darthcthulhudrivesaprius

Thats the sad point, it’s Missouri and he’s white.  Her life isn’t worth the paperwork to those fuckers.

Yes, but you’re probably in a largish US city.  This is for the UK, 60 miles to the UK is like driving across town 3 times.  Granted, I agree that they could probably figure out a way to give it 3 times that many miles, it’s a freaking panel truck.  There’s bound to be room for more batteries.   I personally think

I get the absurd suggestions here, they’re all entertaining and funny. BUT, as a fan of the original show that remembers it being on TV during the 80's, I have to say “nah” to all those suggestions. The one car I could have seen being a new KITT was the 2012 Camaro SS. It even had a slot in the front fascia that could

This may seem odd, but a Prius is actually a GREAT road trip car. I get 50 MPG (on average) when I drive from Houston to Orlando, and it’s got a TON of room with the back seats folded down.  More MPG’s means less stopping.  Also, someone mentioned sunburns while driving.  Definitely wear uv protective clothing or

The radio shows are awesome, and Trevor is the best character in the game, simply because he is the most annoying.

My dad died in 97, sadly, his last ride was an 89 Pontiac Tran Sport (The Dustbuster!).  His used it to travel the Southwest, selling laser engravers.  The van died shortly after he did, like it was his trusty steed who couldn’t live without him. 

OMG I thought it was just MY cat! Any office chair I’ve had, he will get into as soon as I leave it.  If I leave my office open while I’m not in it, I’ll come back to him sleeping in my chair.  I just thought he liked the chair because it smelled like me and it was comfy.  This makes total sense.

Is it just me, or does it look like it has the face of a Decepticon?

LOL same here Marty. 

I had an 04 Elantra GT sedan, loved that little car! 

Well, between work, wife, and other things, I don’t have time to grind, but I do have real cash. That is the beauty, I agree, though, of this game. If you have time to grind, grind. If you don’t, but have access to real money, you can just buy what you want.

Ya know, this game was fun at first.  But I’m old enough to not want to waste real money for in-game money for some crap... ah who am I kidding, that’s why I have credit cards. Let’s go!

Nah, Crystal Pepsi...

Didn’t they already do that with a Yugo? But yes, a LADA would be nice to see!

I saw a toilet on Amazon that may be a helpful bit of kit.  I sent it to you on Twitter.  Good luck!  Maybe we can start a Jalop Go Fund Me for you, or someone here can source you the parts you need.  I’m sure we have the right Jalops who would be happy to find stuff for you!

can’t even click on the vote tool, my company blocks it.  So No Dice on NPOND.  I was just getting used to GBOGB.

There’s always one, isn’t there?

Yeah, I imagine if I had a portal gun like Rick Sanchez, EVERYWHERE would be a toilet.

But would the horse have a cool Cylon headlamp on his armored helmet?

I am old enough to remember watching Knight Rider as it originally aired back in the 80s. I also was SUPER excited for the 2008 “continuation” (I can’t call it a reboot, because The Hoff made an appearance), although I was dubious to KITT being a Mustang. I also was heartbroken when KITT was just bland and boring.