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Well, he, along with other GOPers, probably is worried how they would pay for all that “aid”, since they gave their buddies (other rich dudes/ladies and huge megacorps) tax cuts. To help the average Joe would be *cringe* SOCIALISM while helping big corps again would be GOOD FOR BUSINESS! Eff those guys.

My 98 Ranger XLT was nicer than some. I wasn’t expecting a Lexus level interior when I bought it, so it was just fine for me.

I may not haul dung for a living, but I would love to have a compact truck.  I had a 98 Ranger XLT with the jumper cab. I loved that truck, and regret that I got rid of it. 

Empty, yes.  But what about filled up with a few hundred pounds of stuff? Do you want to be taking forever to merge onto the freeway with Karen laying on her horn behind you because you’re making her late for Starbucks? Or do you want to blow past Karen as she checks her Instagram feed of Managers She Wants To Talk To?

Dammit! This was my possible plan too! But I was only going to wait 2 years.  Guess I’m stuck with a 1970 Jeep.  Somebody send me David Tracy’s contact info!

I got all the way into the comments before I realized you weren’t David Tracy.  Did he approve this Jeep article? Also, could have used some Torch graphics. (just kidding, good Jalop!)

Especially if that state likes to cry about “states rights” until it no longer suits them.

Needs more stars!

James Woods has been a whackjob for quite a while.  He was a seething ball of hate in 2016.  I’m glad Family Guy renamed their High School after Adam West!

Who uses Roman numerals for centuries!?!?!? I’ve seen it for the actual year, on old movies, but this just seems pedantic.

Would it be better than the TV speakers?  Seems ok for a bedroom tv.

Would it be better than the TV speakers?  Seems ok for a bedroom tv.

In Texas, WD-40, along with duct tape and baling wire, are the staple items of any redneck toolbox. If it doesn’t move and should, a shot of WD-40. If it moves and shouldn’t, duct tape and baling wire.

I’m considering trading in my Prius in a couple of years.  By then, this Gladiator, the Ranger, and MAYBE the Bronco will have been leased and then turned back in.  I’ll have my pick, and I’ll be able to see all the problems, and pay a LOT less.  Or I may buy another Prius. 

One guy did it, other folks liked the looks, copied said guy, and BAM! Anything else looks weird and alien, and must be killed with fire.  :)

Peer pressure dude. The need to conform.  Like saying gif with a “j” sound vs gif with a “g” sound. 

Because F04 looks silly.

I waited until this went on sale in the Microsoft Store for $20, played it for about a week or so, usually after work or on the weekends. Got pretty fed up with it, as it was boring. I went back to FO4 to get my fix. I still don’t like the idea of someone being able to randomly nuke me and destroy my camp, so

1. If you don’t like it, don’t read it.

I remember a story with a mouse driving a car and he had to make the vroom vroom noise and use his imagination to make it drive. He also had to use a toy ambulance to transport an aspirin because the little boy in the story was sick. I could have sworn that was Stuart Little. Am I thinking of another story?

Saving my money for the 2020 Bronco, which should come out in 2025.