Wah wah, wah wah, wah, wahhh wah wah.

I feel like Charlie Brown and the teachers are talking. All I’m getting from you is “Wah wah wah, wah wah wah, wahhhhhh.”

Ah, the wall of text. Bravo. I can tell you right now I’m never going to read it, but I am going to make fun of you for it. I did get far enough to see the hackiest of all methods of being a hack, quoting a dictionary. Good luck with that.

And I completely disagree that any of those should be called a burger. Those are names for people too lazy to actually name something, and instead try to capitalize on the existence of something else.

I eat grilled watermelon all the time in the summer, and it’s great, although grilled pineapple is better. I’d bet that a grilled pineapple sandwich would be better than a grilled watermelon sandwich.

Depends on the game. I’m good enough at Fallout type games that anything less than the hardest thing I can throw at it, including any mods, seems to quickly become a stealthy God wandering the wasteland. I also play fairly high levels in Civilization - my standard is Emperor, but I’ve got a few Deity wins under my…

Y’know - perhaps having your life ruined is the optimal outcome for pointing guns at protesters. No one got shot, and the person who put others in danger of being shot is a pariah. Seems like it worked out.

But, he doesn’t have free speech protections to spew his garbage on social media. Free speech is all about what the government allows. Nothing forces a private company to host speech that they object to.

He took the tweet down so some would give him credit for not hearing the white power part of it when he retweeted. The path is to retweet something vile, so that the base knows he’s with them, then pull down the tweet and claim that they did not know the vile thing was vile. The base doesn’t believe that, and the…

From everything I have seen, it isn’t better from a health perspective. This is almost exclusively for people who want to cut their carbon footprint by not eating meat.

I’d be willing to give this a go if it was from somewhere around me - I know this is going to sound crazy, but I don’t think there is a Starbucks anywhere within a reasonable distance from my drive to and from work (just looked - it would add an additional 8 miles to my commute to hit a Starbucks, so, no).

I just started rewatching Community, and was kind of looking forward to that episode - I completely forgot the existence of Chang in it, because I always try to block his existence from my mind.

A big part of the pricing that I was talking about is people saying that it has to be cheaper if it’s shorter - averaging what most comments I read say, there is a faction that thinks games should cost about $1 per hour of the first play through. Shortening games by not having tons of fetch or filler quests won’t…

It really isn’t the hard part, though. There are plenty of lists that can be found recommending short games - I pretty quickly found a top ten list of under 8 hour games from 2019 published on kinja. I then looked at Polygon’s 50 best games of 2019, and 32 of them came in at or under 20 hours.

Sure, a relatively short game can be $60, or even substantially less. I was more going to the idea that if a game is shorter than the current AAA titles, it can’t cost as much as one that lasts that long. I agree with the general statement, but for gaming to be sustainable, the big, long, AAA games need to start…

I wonder how much of the “games are too long” sentiment is just coming from people who are getting older and don’t have as much time for games. There are people who have commented here that they agree with this, because they have an adult life and can’t put that much time into a game any more. I absolutely can agree…

I thought the Karl Malone impression was already out there, and Kimmel had talked about it recently. The “comedy” album is a new revelation to me, and what I assumed was why this is coming up now. I wonder if Kimmel taking a break from hosting is because he knew this was coming.

Tater burger. Take your patty, cheese, bacon, other stuff, wrap it in potato dough, bread and deep fry. Instead of sauces like ketchup on the burger, have a dipping sauce.

Hey, Planters - that’s not “One Cute Nut”, and even if it was, calling it out on your packaging would cancel it out.

No question, it should already have the washer/dryer. A dishwasher is generally cheaper to buy a new one.