Far too many people believe that straight up, which makes it an awful target for sarcasm. Reinforcing it is a bad idea.

I made it 25 words before stopping.

I intend to keep my 2006 Pontiac Solstice as long as I can. It’s fun, it looks and runs great, and Pontiac no longer exists so that run is it.

End the In Memorium section entirely. People will complain for a year or two, then everyone will forget it used to be a thing.

I’ve had the BR Mexican chocolate brownie ice cream. It’s good - seems like a lot of cinnamon in the ice cream part, which I assume is what makes it Mexican.

100% with you. Instead of making a sweeping game with the biggest map ever in a game that will take 120 hours to complete the main quest and 200 to 100% complete the game, why not a game with a tight map and a solid 20-30 hours of game play (or, heck, 10 if it’s a great 10!)?

The paragraph for Lawnmower Man 2 seems to say that the Stephen King story was about a gardener who gets an intellect boost. This is absolutely not the case. The movie had that plot, but the movie was so far away from anything King had written that he demanded his name be removed from it, which is why it’s no longer…

I doubt that the three you mention will stick around forever, as one thing we know about kids is that they don’t want to do what their parents or older siblings did. Eight year old Johnny loved to play Minecraft back in 2010 - in 2030, his eight year old daughter Janie is going to want to play something that the…

Did they call them Buffalo wings? No?

Oh, absolutely. Not much different from getting it from a butcher, but certainly different from getting a package off the supermarket shelf.

When I make a burger, it cannot by any stretch be called a highly processed food. I take a chuck roast, run it through a meat grinder, and cook it. The bun is probably highly processed, but I’d use the same bun on a BB, so a regular burger is less processed. (I would wager we could make the same case for a McDonald’s…

I fully expect the plant based meats to be completely gone in a decade. Because of taste and quality problems to a degree, but mostly because their niche will be gone.

The “dad from Webster” is probably better looked at as a pawn in the game of life.

Carl Weathers was a football player, not a wrassler.

If you can’t acknowledge the brilliance of John Matuszak, former Raiders defensive lineman, as Sloth in Goonies, I don’t know what to say.

Cavemen. Cop Rock. Viva Laughlin. Celebrity Boxing. Heil Honey, I’m Home.

Now is the time for my planned revival of the greatest series of all time!

Well, one of us is misunderstanding what the numbers actually mean. Could be me.

I agree. My current car parks for you if you let it, and reverses in. I’ve finally gotten my wife into the habit of reversing in because of it.

Taco Bueno is indeed better, but I’ve only seen them when I lived in Texas.