People do pay to see John Cena. Smarks, rightly, think he’s boring (although the U.S. Open Challenge should be a weekly TV staple), but he’s unquestionably the top face in the company.

But nobody pays to see John Cena jump around in the ring by himself either. I feel like you missed the entire point.

Nobody pays to see Ryback. I think that’s about as close to a reason as I can muster.

Umpires get a lot of shit, but for today at least that ump is a hero.

You have a supervisor for racism in your office?