After the extender hits you a few dozen time and softens you up, you will fit.

I’m not college educated, so maybe someone of higher intelligence can tell me what a straphanger is.

Twenty-First Century subway platforms are supposed to look like this:

That looks like a building that, if I entered, would drug me AND murder me, and then eat my body so I would never be found.

indecent exposure, open container, and depending if anyone is injured, the DUI could be a felony. I believe taking selfies while drunk and driving, resulting in a accident...  constitutes as reckless. Whether or not the DA chooses to accept all of those charges, is another matter.

Also charged with Driving with the Load Not Properly Tied Down.

young white blonde girl in a nice car

I live in Texas. Most women here are so fat that, unless you’re into plumpers, you don’t want to see them topless. Not fat shaming, I just happen to not want to see obese women topless. I live in a college town.

That’s the only charge? Must be nice to be a White Girl™

Whatever will we do? Hand wash our cars? Are you crazy?

Yes, this was a problem until I push the very conveniently located button on the center stack that disables all the radars etc while the car is in Neutral for this exact purpose.

everyone who asks this just wants to see her naked. lol. Then again she is my celebrity crush. so deep down, im wondering the same damn thing lmao.

Here’s the important question since they seem to be adapting the movie:

Good explanation. We all learned from this.

Sure, the guy was being a bit careless, but should the rig just crumble at full extension? What kind of piss poor engineering is that?

I feel like a lot of commentators here are missing the indicators of why this joke was aimed entirely at making fun of himself.

Look at what the wife actually says, guys. She’s worried about his safety, she has a headache, she brings up reasonable refutations of his points, she gently tells him that they just can’t…

Warlords of Draenor

In case you nerds need it (and judging by most of the parodies I’ve already seen, you seriously do), here’s an animated After Effects template I made of the Overwatch Play-Of-The-Game text, available for your downloading and parodying pleasure.

Wanting ILLEGAL aliens kept out of the country is not “anti-immigration.” It’s called wanting the law enforced. The law, you heard of it? If you want to immigrate to America, there’s a legal way to do it.