darth-imperius
Darth Imperius
darth-imperius

Yes, but then you’re at the scene with an asshole that just shot you and still has a gun and most likely ammo for it...

Well... I do have layers...

B is love, B is life

Hotrodding and Ratrodding =/= Stanced

Oh baby!

We wouldn’t nuke them. The last thing they would hear is
ION CANNON DETECTED

“Oh you want to sorti? Well fuck you.”

He knew.

And there’s even a Ram in the background.

That’s creepy

Coming from NY?

You know that would just give us an excuse to hoon more...

No one’s going to say it?

You can have the villa, I want the Viper.

Bring in the Orca!

The Venom is the modern Huey, the Viper is the modern Cobra.

It's the DMV. Never assume.

How about the first time I’ve ever gone to the DMV. I went to get my license at the DMV in Cape Coral, Fl (Yeah...)

This happened to my dad once in his time in the Marines. They were flying over some beaches in Florida and the Master Caution started flashing - so over the beach they went dumping fuel until they landed.