It wasn’t a half dozen cops, it was a full time deputy and an older (honorary?) deputy.

If you draw a gun, you shoot to kill.

Firearms are Deadly Force. No matter what.

So you want double lightsaber fights?

We wouldn’t nuke them. The last thing they would hear is
ION CANNON DETECTED

Someone needs to add in Waldo.

“Oh you want to sorti? Well fuck you.”

Never thought Volde- This guy would give good advice.

Do you work in the 80’s?

Run - Hide - Fight

I’m just picturing a bunch of old S&W police pistols raining from the ceiling.

Shit happens, that’s why you keep a plunger in your bathroom.

Take suicides out of the US deaths.

I have a milled aluminum pen that has a glass breaker on the end of it, I love it.

I’m 25 and I have a cobbler I go to.

I think you just made a watchlist.

One can punch through steel and flesh with ease.

Only 88.8 per 100?

I wish more people would remember that we have mandatory sentencing for gun crimes in Florida.

As someone who carries,

You can go fuck yourself.