What a productive two days you’ve had.

“All that separated Verlander from a perfect game was giving up a walk to Cavan Biggio in the second at-bat of the game.”

9 people from Toronto and no hits... what is this, Broken Social Scene?

I feel like you could’ve helped progress the process of not tying everything Osaka does back to that moment by not using the entire final paragraph of this article to tie Osaka’s actions in this unrelated match that didn’t even feature Williams back to that moment.

I don’t know, Billy. Today, we witnessed what a lack of V.A.R. can do: rob a team of a perfectly fine goal. I’m speaking, of course, about the Crystal Palace/Aston Villa game, where Jack Grealish was incorrectly yellow-carded for simulation when he had, in fact, been fouled from behind by Wilfried Zaha. The ball…

He must be rubbing off on teammates. I saw that someone has filed for the rights to the phrase “shoot her in the head”

I don’t think I’ll ever remember that the Chargers moved to LA. In a decade, I’ll see LAC on the ticker at the bottom of the screen and still think that the Clippers are playing the Broncos for some reason.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,…

He’s short, he’s Canadian, and he simply cannot be touched.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

One of those kids is probably his.

Someone with no kids voluntarily joining a two-day road trip with a family that includes 1- and 4-year-olds is one of the craziest fucking things I’ve ever heard. After about hour eight, he’ll probably call ahead to a urologist in Florida and schedule a vasectomy before even returning home to Chicago.

Why, do the boxes taste better? 

Don’t you have more important things to do? Like throwing bananas at black soccer players?

These Russian bots are everywhere now

actually when you win it’s good

Dunking on Russians is as American as apple pie

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.