I like it, but call it what it is: casserole

Nobody star this.

“Bear Weather” is winter. Bears sleep in the winter. Stop owning yourselves with “Bear Weather” you absolute stereotypes.

Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole. 

That kid's name? Lance Armstrong.

You can just click the “play” button on this highlight video and admire one sports man sending a whole bunch of opposing sports men to sports hell.

looks like you picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

“If what has happened is a memory and whats going to happen is a thought, you’re taking yourself out of right now. So in that case, every hour is happy hour”- me to a completely empty bar and a visibly uncomfortable bartender at 8am on a Tuesday

He cooled down.

Thatswati Thudd.

Had the game winning muffed punt recovery against MTSU in the Maaco Auto Paint and Collision Repair Bowl if I remember correctly.

Whett Thudd is actually an undrafted linebacker out of Appalachian State who stands a good shot at making the Raiders’ 53-man roster.

Never attribute to kayfabe that which is adequately explained by the mere existence of the Raiders.

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

Honestly, Sadio Mane’s goal over the weekend was better.

“My guys are fucking savages in that fucking juice box, right?”

Walter, Walter - I don’t see any connection to Vietnam, man.

In the cosmic sense, what does anything really have to do with Demarcus Cousins, man?

“There’s no meaningful distinction between that and what Jay-Z has done with the NFL”

is that Kaepernick himself has already profited from the very same move Jay-Z is using now.