“-Randy and Tammy, MAGA turds from the northern suburbs who have a pickup truck value that exceeds their home value and took money out of Braedyn and Kymlynn’s college fund to renew their season tickets but “aren’t sure” if they’re going to still support the NFL if players keep kneeling”

This is art. 

We had our third non-losing season in 20 years, added a couple offensive pieces, and now our idiot fans thinks the Browns are going to the fucking Super Bowl.

Amazing that the Reds have managed to win six straight while also being blown out 12-5 by the Cubs two days ago in a game written about on this site (hint: Baez batted lefty)

Lol

the best hitter in the game

The packers are not capable of putting anyone other than Aaron Rodgers on a stretcher.  I’ve seen them play.

I must have been on the cusp of a cycle or a no-hitter during my entire baseball career as a kid because none of my teammates ever spoke to me.

I’ve lived in every major city in Ohio (go ahead, make your joke).

Just imagine. A Blue Jay with the charisma of Roy Halladay and the level-headedness of Robbie Alomar. 

Man, hope that dude doesn’t run into Brian McCann anytime soon.

“Bat flip of the year???”

Thanks..................................................................

Full name: Charles Bukowski Jr.

Jesus Christ, Charles. These submissions are supposed to be depressing in a funny way, not straight up depressing.

“Wow, what a psycho.” — Max Scherzer, at home eating a live rabbit

The baseball articles were about the game. Not about the players, not about any sort of pop culture. About the game.

Reds were in the playoffs in 2010, 2012, and 2013.