Up to the ceiling, probably.

to me that looks like a regular sized condom.

File this under who gives a shit. 

I think the long play of Lewis learning to fly a plane and then going down in flames literally seconds after takeoff was the funniest thing the show ever did.

I don’t care what anyone says, this show is funny. The cast is great together—Danson is always a reliable a comedy staple, Moynihan is perrfect as the bumbling assistant who’s even more incompetent than the mayor, and Hunter is simply a national treasure who can do it all. The supporting cast is solid and well-cast…

Well do you have flag?

she didn’t just identify as a transvestite, she was an executive transvestite.

So does his thumb.

0h n0!

Oh well, alright, I guess I hadn’t thought of it that way.

You can say that again.

Fuck am I watching here. Why is Chris Christie doing this.

The Outlaw Jersey Whale

The largest Chris, you say?

Re: Gaetano. This is a stretch, but they are riffing on Miller’s Crossing a lot in this season. One of the big riffs in that film is Johnny Casper’s (who sort resembles Gaetano) refrain that he always tells his boys that when you kill someone you “always put one in the brain.” After Gaetano shoots Odis it looks like…

Well, I’m sure there’ll be some uproar gainst Riz once they hear of it.

Now I don’t know what to believe!

“Dead serious about the burrito, though. Carrots.”

Wait, Mel Brooks is JEWISH?!

By far the worst part of the is trying to explain to a toddler what a corporate sponsorship is.