Christ, leave it to a Cardinals fan to make Tulowitzki’s retirement all about them.

“how do we get rid of Gary” is conspicuously missing

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Because Carmelo Anthony is a delusion diva and James Dolan is a fucking idiot.

This guy Bengals

Tears ACL in week 16, after clinching wildcard spot, loses to Texans 15-6 in first round of playoffs sounds closer to the truth.

Yeah, this sounds about right.

take libby with you.

Severino: [puts down #1 sign]

I just want to say that the cartoon rendering of Mike Francesa must be an idealized version of him, because it has no mouth.

it seems physically impossible for a college football coach to unequivocally come out and say that players should switch schools unencumbered when they want to

They can find his dad?

Mauer? Morneau? Two guys who won MVP in Twins’ uniforms from the last 15 years?

RIP

What do Tim Tebow and Johnny Manziel have in common?

I tried to quit a pack-a-day smoking habit three times, including a 2.5-year sting, before finally doing so in 2003.

I hope he beats this 

During plebe summer at the Naval Academy (1997) one of my squadmates revealed that she had never seen Top Gun. She was roundly mocked, nicknamed Goose, and since plebes aren’t allowed to watch movies or listen to music, our platoon had to re-enact as much of the movie as we could remember, including the music. The…

so did Jay Cutler!