If I recall, my fellow Bengals fans have a really hard time comprehending the WYTS ethos.  Every year, some MAGA chud from Hamilton or Lebanon loses his shit at Magary for being so harsh on our beloved dumpster fire of an also-ran franchise.

Joe Louis was 137 years old!

He beat Joe Louis's ass

Oh, there they go! There they go! Every time I start talking about boxing, a white man gotta pull Rocky Marciano outta their ass! That’s they one! That’s they one! Rocky Marciano! Rocky Marciano!

Explaining the joke doesn’t make it funnier.

I think he’s just trying to prevent a mass exodus of players who try to go to other programs on the back of the claim that literally never beating Ohio State “drives them crazy.” 

The numbers don't lie, guys in funny glasses hit better when they're clean shaven. Obviously he's been studying Sabometrics.

I gotta say, it sure seems like all of Deadspin’s soccer writers dislike VAR (as a thing AND its application) even though, virtually 100 pct of the time, it proves its worth and gets things RIGHT.

MARVEL EXECUTIVE #1: Well, on the one hand, we could make literally billions more dollars. On the other hand, there’s a commenter on The AV Club who’s tired of our movies.

It’s a dumb take.  Watching them isn’t mandatory and you can just assume that if you aren’t interested in them any more then they aren’t being made for you anymore.  They’re being made for the next round/generation of people. 

Another infuriating, stark reminder that abusers don’t fit any specific profile, they’re everywhere. Apologies for apparently being one of the few commenters who don't find this funny.

“Uh, yeah, let me talk to Jerry and Bob about that,” appears to be a common refrain for Goodell:

They’re too busy helping each other spell their state.

I come here every day to read funny and insightful comments, so I guess we’re both pretty disappointed.

Just pay for the beer next time, man.

It’s fine and the people who complain about it are much more annoying than the thing itself.

(slow clap) way to make this tragedy about you.

I, for one, look forward to Steven Adams appearing in the State Farm commercials.

Free Chris Paul

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