Going to miss Bob here in Jackets Land.  But not at that amount/term.  Now all the Panthers need to do is trade for Carey Price and they can lay claim to having the trifecta of insane goalie contracts, given they will be paying cap recapture for Bobby Lu for a couple years... 

Goodbye, Bob. I really hope you do great.

What do you mean "imagine"? Some of us do have to appear at press conferences after days at the office that didn’t go well. One time a couple years ago we had a run of days like that, but we faced our grim task as best we could and took our licks on the media circuit. Then one day the big boss (as in the boss’s boss’s…

Or like how in America bananas are seen as nourishment while in England they are viewed as aerial projectiles to be hurled at black players?

Ah yes, the country that declares the Men’s World Cup trophy (created by a Frenchman and awarded by an organization based in Switzerland) is “coming home” anytime they string a couple of victories together is schooling us on arrogance. Got it.

There is literally no country on Earth more humble than the US of A

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I’m sorry, arrogant Americans? In what universe? Americans are the classiest, most dignified, and humble people on the planet!

And what a Celtics way in impose his way into a conversation about the Lakers and Knicks.

James Dolan was born on third, meandered back to second and yelled “TOUCHDOWN!”

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A downvote is the only possible answer to this loathsome Boston homerism

I never want to hear about the NBA having the greatest fans on Earth when none of them have tried to murder James Dolan.

Can I give you a negative star for that cold take ?

Mikey in Waltham is disappointed.

The odds of Kyrie poisoning the locker room before Durant ever sets foot on the court is better than a planet flip. 

Meanwhile, at Madison Square Garden ...

You wrote all that, but I'd shut the door and closed the curtains one paragraph in.

Hawt take: there has been zero cancelled shows that would have benefited from having more seasons added

Fuck Trump.