that shot was from pretty early in his career...

Kiké Hernández is single-handedly responsible for American sports media learning the importance of accents in Spanish names.

Meanwhile, Dan Shaughnessy’s left doing the chores:

I was ready to declare the Foul Ball Feature by far the most important/best thing on Deadspin this week, but this has knocked it from the perch. Tom: thank you, for the fearless journalism. A grateful nation salutes you.

Christian Walker should stick to narrating those “Footprints in the Sand” posters

I always thought the foot is sticking out of the Falcons’ logo because it’s supposed to look like an F.

Ok, so just hear me out.....

Just this morning I was behind Andy Reid in the buffet line at the Golden Corral in Branson.

Holy shit, we get it, Deadspin hates this World Cup. Fuck man, I haven’t seen this concerted effort from a publication to ensure the world knows their opinion about something since The Ringer closed shop after GoT ended.*

Would the Mecca of the world...not be Mecca?

Good for Kyle! He’s still doing the blogging thing.

And delete any comments referring to that statement:

But that’s not accurate, the USMNT did put out a statement of support. Deadspin purposefully chose not to include it here.

The USMNT put out a statement in support of equal pay months ago:

If my co workers were in a salary litigation I wouldn’t comment either. Also, did you consider your status as a blogger for Deadspin probably doesn’t warrant a response?

Sorry Deadspin, but in the US soccer world, ur only slightly better than TMZ.

The article is really dumb, but I’m glad it exists if only so that you had the opportunity for this gem.

Publication that touts “without access” angle, wants access, doesn’t get access

To be fair, I rarely check my spam folder either.

“Oh, and the gender discrimination lawsuit they filed against U.S. Soccer...”

Have you checked to see if they’re legally barred from discussing the issue while the lawsuit is ongoing? This isn’t a criticism, I’m legitimately curious.