I was under the impression that its one job is to annoy Deadspin writers who have a problem with accurate officiating decisions. In that, it is succeeding spectacularly.

And yet it got more calls right than wrong. Its works so im good

It’s not perfect. We get it. We also get that far more often than not, VAR is right and it prevents the kind of horseshit incorrect calls that used to happen in every damn game in these tournaments.

High A. You’d think a sports reporter could get that basic detail right.

The Jayne Mansfield statue:

On the bright side, the 19 outs in 6.1 innings pitched ties the record for most outs recorded in that amount of innings

What the fuck do they make shelves from in Montana

Not pictured, the too hard shelf and the too soft shelf.

A bear in the closet. And during pride month?!?!

Oh, you all think this kid’s face is punchable in that GIF? You ain’t seen nothing yet.

No, it’s Jack’s fault. Going to take a lead? KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE DUDE WITH THE BALL.

He’s going to Minnesota?

I’m not an MRA by any means, but you have to admit the fact she drugged men and robbed them is pretty f***ed.

I know no one expects, or is ready to hear this, but the Reds are fun as fuck to watch play baseball this year.

It took a dreaded video review to get this call right...

If your homies not hyping you like this then you don’t need them 

He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

If Kyrie’s still undecided on whether to stay or leave, this insolent rookie may have just pushed him over the edge.

I assume Gabe wrote this because he was the only one left after Albert and Chris’ suicide pact went through?