D'Artagnan

6/20/19

you knew they were gonna run into bookkeeping issues seeing as how Pelinka’s never really been around a ledger before

6/20/19

Parade starts in Montreal, ends in Tampa. Half of Quebec makes that trip in November anyway.

6/20/19

It’s really obvious when you think about it. The only way to keep a team in Tampa is to move it somewhere else.

6/20/19

But what city would they hold the parade in when they win the World Series??!!

6/20/19

NHL: “We’d like to invite you out to an awards show where you’ve been nominated to win an award because of your brave stance on coming forward about your mental illness, addictive personality, and alcohol abuse.”

6/19/19

Yes. But that doctor was employed by the Golden State Warriors.

6/19/19

I coach little league baseball and softball. Currently, there is a drastic umpire shortage in our area because this type of behavior has become the norm. It’s not worth the stress and risk of possibly being attacked for $60. These idiots think that a bad call in a little league game is going to cost their kid a…

6/18/19

BA, Philosophy/Politics/Economics, Oxford University

6/18/19

This is false. Under is plan around 600 vacant and abandoned houses were demolished and around 400 houses were repaired. No resident of these neighborhoods were pushed out of their houses. Homes are very affordable in South Bend. Too affordable even ($30,000 -$40,000 for some and mansions cost like $80,000). Banks…

6/17/19

you try keeping down a St. Louis style pizza

6/17/19

Some might say GM and Ford have always been rivals.

6/17/19

From the fanciest black tie dinner party to the lowest gathering of hobos and drunks around a trash can fire, there is one thing that will alway remain true: people with guns ruin fucking everything.

6/17/19

#FleeTheNorth

6/17/19

Yeah, everything’s coming up snake eyes... or thirteen... or a magic spell just worked against an elf.

6/17/19

Is it too late for me to copyright “Bayou Baller Brand?”

6/17/19

Could you be more specific?

6/17/19

FFS.

6/16/19

“an overly long short to test everyone’s patience”

6/14/19

damn hard to believe someone who voted for trump isn't bright enough to discern extremely obvious sarcasm

6/14/19

You believe that the author actually considers this “cool”? Did you read the text of the article? Do you have any comprehension of tone at all?