Last name “Ever,” first name “Corniest.”

My dude can’t even tell time without having someone write it for him first.

In his defense, the officer was probably just on edge from being surrounded by so many giant, successful, black men.

Chris Paul’s major endorsement is with an insurance company, which is the most middle-aged dude thing you can do except maybe stanning for prostate exams

“The cop” is a pretty evergreen response too

Now we know what it takes for a black man not to get shot by a cop—19,000 witnesses.

Did he shout “Do you know who I am?!”

Yeah it’s too bad he died. 

Come on, be fair. If he didn’t call the timeout and get the technical, he would’ve given his team even less chance of winning. The only way the Warriors could extend the game was by getting the technical.

Raptors were great. It’s such a bummer to see the Warriors go out so injured but that’s the game.

I know he’s got a really good gig that he’d never dream of giving up (health aside), but I really want Kerr to take his job so that Mark Jackson’s post-career legacy is Steve Kerr replacing him and finding success where Jackson generated only hatred, missed opportunities and abject failure.

He probably started with masturbating in front of small animals.

This is...    way too much information.

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

“....sexual assaulting a woman, exposing himself to another woman, and touching himself in front of a third woman.”

Just like the Tottenham-City UCL Quarterfinal that inspired the headline, “VAR Will Ruin Everything,” it’s almost like this game shows that VAR isn’t horrible enough to ruin or even significantly detract from a great game that’s worth watching.

Yes, it would have been so much better had they just fucked things up instead.

Yeah, that’s gonna be a ‘No’ from me dog.

I have a friend who used to manage a Starbucks in LA and she said Paula used to call at least twice a week trying to order Chinese food, so...