Same pair of announcers who said Derek Dietrich’s grandfather was rolling in his grave for watching his homeruns.

I was told this material would not be on the test today.

If it doesn’t matter, then neither do they. So it has to matter.

KD is just checking out the secret back hallways of every stadium so when he goes to LA next season he’ll know where Chris Paul is invading from. That’s just smart leadership.

As if that weren’t bad enough, this poor lady finally made it to the hospital, only to discover that this was her attending medical team:

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

A lot of people’s first instinct is going to be “Well he’s playing in Great American Ball Park so of course he’s hitting more home runs” but it’s not the park. He’s absolutely crushing these dongs, most of them landing 25+ rows up in right field. I believe the shortest of the 3 dongs last night was still over 420…

In the context of the Upper West Side, what would gentrification mean?

People think running a hotel or bar in a busy tourist area is easy money, but most of them don’t realize that you’re chipping off 10% to the weather guy right from the start.

Monday Update: Old Man Literally Yells At Cloud

When you think about it, Robin Lopez actually did not get the defensive rebound.

Five minutes in, I was laughing so hard I had to pause to catch my breath.
Is it any more than an excuse for 30 minutes of ridiculous jokes? No, but it’s a damn FUNNY 30 minutes. That should be enough, honestly.

Incorrect. This was a complete surprise out of nowhere. A+.

I think the best scenario is that Durant makes a fatal mistake in Game 7 to lose the Finals and then we skip ahead five years and Durant has given up and gotten fat and Green has to come to his hut and convince him to come back and help them make one last title run together. And Green will bring a raccoon to the hut.

If this is about that Chopped shirt, I’m sorry, but nobody’s ever going to respect that choice.

Soooo...You didn’t get the ball, so the player is a dick. Got it. I’m sure kid who got it has a different feeling. 

Is anybody really arguing that Mike Trout isn’t a statistical marvel by just about any measure? He has an OBP north of .450, SLG above .550 and walks more than he strikes out. He has 6 SB with one CS and 11 HR in 149 AB. None of those are really advanced stats. OBP and Slugging have been around for 40 years now.

Oh, you guys cleaned up all that nasty white supremacy in the PacNorWest already? Because telling someone they should visit there instead of ‘Handmaid’ States is as American-ly Ironic as chowing down on a Triple Bacon Cheeseburger and a giant Diet Coke.

Yeah, and it ignores that most people in Alabama, Georgia, etc. didn’t want these laws either, and that there are liberal enclaves there. I live near Chicago and while I hate the trope of “oh it’s so dangerous gang wars etc” I also know it’s a city with plenty of racial and social issues of its own. The North is not a…

I’m not a mental health professional, but to me, “empath” means someone who has a lot of anxiety about other people being upset more than it means a special power to feel other people’s feelings, which is what the letter writer seems to think it means.