I’m a Reds, Bengals and Blue Jackets fan. I was a toddler when the Reds won their last world series. I’m born to be disappointed with my sports teams.

BUT.

This is pretty fun to watch and I really hope they break through.

So the CBJ/Caps series started with 4-3 and 5-4 OT wins that were flukey as hell

As one of the few CBJ fans to come here, I love all the backhanded “compliments” Deadspin throws Ohio’s way.

The irony is that Markakis thought owning all those guns would make him a safe cracker.

“exchanging post-win handshakes”

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

So you haven’t seen Bohemian Rhapsody yet then?

Billy yesterday: “Thankfully the soccer gods did not allow the devil that is VAR to ruin such an enormously important moment of beauty through the pedantic application of the rules in a way that would’ve completely gone against the spirit of the sport.”

IGC agents were “called to investigate a patron for possibly cheating at a table game.” ... The statement didn’t specify which game Jones was playing.

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

“So bye bye Let’s Remember Some Guys”

“How to Better Serve the Fans” it’s...it’s a cookbook!

Can’t wait until they get various celebrities in the booth during the seventh inning stretch singing that classic baseball tune “Public Schools Are Literally Stalinism.”

Small Japanese grill?

The only “New York” thing about that gag is that it happened on a show set in New York.

One fight in over 500 games across all divisions in a New England youth league. Fuck you 🍅 

Then have your kids play fucking badminton.  Holy hell

I miss when Deadspin was “Don’t be not funny”

They only allow fighting in hockey at the professional level, and good news to you, the amount of fighting in hockey has plummeted in the past decade. Look at this: