He’s literally right there. The one in the middle with the Rams uniform on. You’re welcome.

C’mon now, the stomach pumping urban legend has always been tied to Rod Stewart hasn’t it? Amazing how that story made it around the country before the internet.

“What a great time to live here in these United States.”

I was hoping I could pick him up for a song.

Barry, we’re paying you to be an analyst, not to be a fan of the trade. Pittsburgh is on your left and Florida is on the right.

I’m sorry, but you could rewrite those words a million times and $72 million for fucking Joakim Noah still wouldn’t make any sense. 

If they are going to have the extra week leading up to the Superbowl, my suggestions:

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

Eh, this is probably an unwinnable fight at this point, but if you go back and give a second read both to the Lowe and Ringer articles and to the piece here on Deadspin critiquing them, I think you’ll see that the Deadspin piece was making a narrower and more specific criticism than the one you’re responding to.

If I write today that the world will end on July 7, 2020, without any facts backing it up, it’s still a phony story even if it’s eventually proven right and the world ends that day.

That wacky play once again makes me wonder why the hell we don’t get rugby 7s broadcast around this country more often.

The timeout must have worked, as the Spurs went on a 132-117 run after stopping the Wizards’ momentum.

What a weird day for people who don’t know shit about baseball chiming in...

“I’m not a baseball fan and don’t follow the sport”

Walls keep people out? Neat. Someone should tell these guys.

there is nothing lovely about being in Chicago right now.

Six or seven kickers is a lot of kickers

I got a royal flush in blackjack once. I was pretty excited until the dealer told me I busted, like, 3 cards ago.

Meanwhile other teams are adopting an innovative strategy of getting opponents to miss free throws by letting Rajon Rondo take free throws.