Lots of ex-players become entrepreneurs. 

Buddy, Goodell just hit you with three games for that mouth

I have never sent a shirtless photo to a woman I did not want to have sex with because that would be weird and creepy and absolutely signal that I wanted to have sex with them.

Similar to the bloody nose I got while trying to bring all of the groceries in from the car in one trip.

Always Drippin

Marchman sleeps under a pile of damp wash cloths.

“Although I got zero points for my attempt at the triple axel, in my mind I went for it”

Fun fact: That leaping gentleman is the current United States Secretary of Energy. He oversees U.S. policy on energy and the handling of nuclear materials, including nuclear weapons.

Tebow looks like he’s worried the pitcher is going to throw him a curveball. And we know Jesus Christ no help with curveball.

That’s really a terrific photo of all of the good players on the Rays.

“Just let your SOUUUUULLLL STOOONNNEEE..”

That was ba-yeah-yeah-yad.

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.

My only amendment is please, please mention your seating preference before we walk you to the table. If you would prefer a table please ask before I have walked you through the dining room to the booth where I then have to cast around desperately for a table or in a worst case go back to the host desk so I can check…

A bit much, but okay

Britt McHenry made me side with a tow trucking company. I hate her for that.

I am the first to admit my 5 year old son can be annoying as fuck. He’s also 5 and probably doesn’t deserve to be insulted — and being called an annoying fuck is, in fact, an insult — by a grown man broadcasting to thousands of people.

Ummm ok? It’s still incredibly inappropriate for someone with no relationship to said child to call them a “pissant” on a regional radio station.

Right Wing Nutters: “America is the greatest country in the world and fuck you if you don’t recognize and celebrate American Exceptionalism!”

I love Oprah, but her continuing endorsement of outright charlatans does not bode well for the quantity of shit in her body: Dr Phil, Dr Oz, that “The Secret” horseshit, etc