Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

Sager family at the courthouse:

These young men and, really, more and more people are seeing that these young men, and I’m telling you the papers have been writing about this and about how I’ve been very strong in this regard, these young, strong men can actually be tied together with, I guess it’s this type of plastic cord, plastic cord that is…

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

Always a dumb Highlight Truther.

This actually reminds me of a funny jaguar joke:

An anonymous internet commenter claims to be the fairest and purest of them all in order to put down and demean other commenters who are being sarcastic and then is pissed they aren’t treated like Jesus teaching the disciples.

What the hell do you want?!

You: *judges people and quite frankly overreacts over a joke*

Me: *makes a joke*

God I am so sick of you.

This is not half as clever as you think it was.

Thanks, that means a lot coming from you.

I liked 3 a lot, but it was still a big step down.

HMMMMMM

New Orleans Saints 2006-present.

Has anyone reached out to the Tequila Cowboy for comment or is Jerry Jones too busy to talk?

“I shalieve” is something Shazier’s teammates should all say more, especially in club bathrooms

Hey babe, u up?

Or in 2018!