The Swedish Chef felt me up.

Here’s the simple fact: The Washington Post did journalism the right way, and Jezebel did not.

Uh, there were no allegations (not even anonymous ones) on record and Kirkman denied her article was about LCK. And the origin of the story appeared to be a Gawker article.

The only possible reason for thinking there are 3-5 replays per drive is if you are mistaking replay challenges for the instant replays they show on TV. Teams only get 2-3 challenges for the entire game.

Easy there Guffman

I don’t want to Monday Morning QB your editor but I think we probably would have figured out “Boston” from the rest of the headline.

And dozens of them are in the Wu-Tang Clan.

NWA, Niggaz 4 Life:

farted up 23 turnovers

Ease up A.J., it’s Dalton’s job to do the choking.

It’s almost as though these owners see their teams as the modern day plantations and their players the modern day cotton pickers. What a surprise!

I guess that’s one advantage to being a big fat guy.

Wow, it’s almost like the protests, like the national anthem itself, have nothing to do with the troops and everything to do with the dehumanization of black people. Who knew!

Bíttolo actually only needed two stitches but the doctor didn’t want to embarrass him.

Groceries, and things of that nature

You will not hear it, but you will read it.

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

Well I asked Alexa if this would be an issue for me and she said it was fine.

Joe Buck is really getting good at reading the promos for the new Fox shows.

Why don’t you wait until you’re on the right side of .500 before you start declaring victory.