“The same frozen water we use to ice our various and debilitating maladies fills the tumblers of brown liquor our fans cry into.” 

you’re not a millenial, you’re a dick

One thing I really did like about the switch was that you could see plays open up like the QB does. It’s one thing when you see the traditional view and you don’t know what’s happening up field, but this Madden-view allowed viewers to see routes develop. Unless you’re a woman.

I played volleyball year-round from the age of 10, went to college on a volleyball scholarship, and coached a high school team to two state championships, a club team to a #4 national ranking, and coached the game at the college level. I’ve seen this sort of move be successful maybe three times. You are wrong. This…

Says the guy with chocolate chips on his graham cracker.

He’s the first athlete to take public trans, as long as you don’t consider the decathlon a sport.

Phoenix is Kirkland Signature™ trash.

Surely there are easier ways to avoid playing for the Nets this year?

I apologize to Toomy Layran for my carelessness.

This sure beats the hell out of all of those fucked up brain donations.

you’re gonna get a bunch of 90s trip-hop fans with your little blog about Portis head hits

Fuck Gulati.

This post reads like you’ve been taking some of those very challenging UNC classes

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

You geriatric fuck

I think he was in Candyland after the first shot

Am I the only one who blinks a bit at seeing the victim described as an “old man”? I mean, he looks to be about my age and that’s totally not old!

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

Nice to see a Yankee shortstop finally getting the re2pect he deserves.