I recognize that road. I've been to that Wendy's many many times. This scares the crap out of me.

Not as good as Whistle While Blowing The Dan Snyder Story. #timdonaghy

But then I climb into my solid gold car at 3pm and leave work. #espn

We're all agreed the shame is because he couldn't do any better, right? #stevephillips

Where was Spaeth the entire time? Finishing up the last little stream? #jeffreed

Then Chief Harapat walked away from the podium bare-assed. #streaking

In other news, Influenza has been traded to the knicks for a first round pick. #swineflu

Let's take it all the way and get rid of the players. Pitchomat 5000 will be playing for yankees within 5 years.

Nothing in my area either. Obviously not correct, considering I live right on the border of a little town called Bridgeport CT. Not exactly a nice area.

because the man who owns the team refuses to relinquish his cold death grip upon it.

More likely, Smoltz really does suck, and he was cheating during those outings where he did well

Thats a lot of Buicks.

Wow, and yet I still find her attractive. The hell is wrong with me?

No DIY project would be complete without a handy brew.

His post-game quote?

Yea, until Britfar IV: The Return for More Money hits theaters.

Later, he beat his wife and smoked a blunt while driving under the influence... Oh wait, Canada you say? nevermind.

Was this shot on a camera phone by Michael J Fox? How does this man call himself a professional?

this must've been the work of a third videographer, filming somewhere from the stands or the track above the court.

A-Rod would later present it as proof his head hadn't grown since 2000.