Im sorry, his argument is very quiet? It's moot you dumbass. A tazer isn't a tool to help police make arrests, the way a nightstick or a pair of handcuffs are, its a sub-lethal weapon used to protect the police officer. He isn't supposed to use it just because someone is running. He is supposed to use it when his…

Needs more sexy Sanchez.

Tao has standards? Try wasted space instead. Bouncers will fluff you in between date-rapes.

Can Jenn Sturger pick favres cock out of a lineup? Fine out in an live ESPN Special THE LINEUP.

urrrrrr, does anyone want a sandwich?

@Bobby Bloom: The difference is level of access. For example, if you want to install an app not in the appstore, then you need to root the iphone. Not so on android. but if you want to completely change how the phone boots, then you still need to root it (same as any device).

But should i download pirated material?

You can definitely see a baby doll and a dildo in the picture. It's like the best wheres waldo ever.

@MopUpReliever: Uhhh, he became a state trooper... That storyline closed in a highway truckstop. Did you want to see that?

No mention of vitamins?

Tim Wakefield, LSD, Hannah Storm

@stueyg: this assumes that you have enough money to pay off both cards but can only choose one (when is this ever the case?). if your funds are finite, or you select an AMMOUNT to pay off, then you should always choose the higher interest rate card.

This is extremely inappropriate... Buy a large, floppy dill (the floppier, the funnier), approximately the diameter of a friends gas tank, make sure it has a mushroom head. open cap, push head into tank so that it "snaps" in. Grease with Vaseline.

You know who else considered an abortion? Mary and Joseph.

slow cooked short rib burger with bacon and bleu cheese crumbles.

What a well placed handtowel, ref...

Now THIS is hard work. Instead of just ripping your story off the site, she wants to get in touch with the actual sources, so she can slowly and painfully write the same thing. Hard work is not dead my friends. It's just dumb.

Could this be the first male-genitalia-on-an-iphone-engraved SHOTY?

@that ain't the way to have fun, son: I'd like to point out that I have been ticketed for PRECISELY the example you gave. IT. SUCKS.

@that ain't the way to have fun, son: In CT it is illegal. I have been ticketed for it. Also, I know this road, drive on it all the time. It may be a "40" but its usually so busy you cant break 30.