I guess what you call high functioning.

Just like everyone else, the party ended right around the time they left college.

I think he could have shortened this to "Women, amirite?"

I think this bull should not be killed, but bred, creating a race of bulls that TRULY challenge the sport. You have earned your freedom sir.

Doing stuff shouldn't be illegal, but saying stuff? That's like taking a bat to someone's emotions.

A Jew in talent management? He'll never last.

"who in 1993 tied a record by calling the 10th no-hitter of his career..."

At this point, he can start hosting cheap porn videos and change his name to Vince Young&Tight. No one cares.

In all fairness, I'd probably trade for him over the entire Nationals team.

Terell Owen's is clearly the most suited person to star in a reality show. He's mentally unbalanced, physically capable of causing harm in an altercation, and so arrogant as to think people care how he brushes his teeth in the morning. He's perfect.

But if he was brutally murdered before a few "mysterious" blog postings, would anyone care?

I think your injured hand messed up that sentence, its "When does Austria get to come in your sister?"

Doug's interests:

The concrete Moat guards are on high alert. Ready the boiling oil...

Hear that kids? Mom doesn't like you.

"I have never ever taken HGH or steroids. My wife, well, that slut will let you put anything in her. Am I right?"

Hi wife should stick to teaching facts. These steroid injections should be treated as scientific theory!

Jokes on them, because you just don't find that kind of style in the modern NBA. Kudos, Brooks.

Well, a fine pair of wranglers will do that after a few thousand miles. I find a little soothing aloe clears it right up. The herpes remain, tho.

@drewheyman: Yea, but the drop back and bomb it deep doesn't work in madden 03 when the pats star Troy Brown and Reche Caldwell's crazy-eyes.