Is that seriously a chick? It looks like an awkward high school sophomore who lusts for lady parts but has never seen them.

Yea, only pussies throw bottles. Real men break-n-stab.

I prefer no dudes kissing in my NBA, not that there's anything wrong with that.

"If I wanted to post a picture of my penis I wouldn't have been all hunched over."

Gotta get all those jeter pubies outta the teeth. It's like natures floss.

A playoff game? Thats like a 10 game suspension during the rest of this season. This is an outrage. I didn't even see any blood!

Why don't we have any shots of him working out in prison? There are cellphones hidden in peoples asses, there has to be at least 1 camera phone. Convictions be damned, if he's in shape and can turn around a team in desperate need of a QB, he WILL get hired.

This looks like what barbie would be if she was life sized. It's almost freakish.

Thunder horse looks like he wants to mount me.

The pharmacy owner, who also runs the local glue factory, could not be reached for comment.

ehhh, not quiet as good as "black to the future".

"Of course he can read, how do you think he's getting through college? Do you think school will just let him PASS because he plays FOOTBALL? That's the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. I mean seriously, just because he is part of a program that produces MILLIONS for this school, you think they would short…

He looks like he might have accidentally squeezed one out mid-flight.

Maybe he's really a genius and he knows that while the refs are watching Tony Parker, he can elbow the hell out of Duncan.

Then he threw his arms in the air and began to fellate the invisible man.

Oh the drunken parties that stick would have seen had the gentleman made off with it.

Can we get the entire blogosphere to create posts titled "First!!!1" and see if we can get it to #2 (its funnier than #1)?

If they had more sense, they'd just print the shirts and donate half the profits to charity. Turn out some good press for the heartless MLB.

The funny thing is, I looked at half of these and went "man, I've seen far worse X than that". ESPECIALLY the big mac. I have seen some that look like were prepared by Domino's employees.

Yea, I don't see "Random excuse for hot naked chick" on there anywhere. I think it might be rigged...