At least they didn't draw bullet holes on his head.

I don't really think this holds a candle to Velour UPSman.

I don't see why this is a surprise, cold weather and insulin shots are what make football entertaining.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Because its redundant, you stupid idiot.

Have you ever seen two 8 year olds fight? It's the greatest thing on ice. Throw in some gambling and you'd replace the NHL.

I don't know about everyone else here, but if any of the female teachers from MY school had been in playboy, I'd be more frightened than aroused.

If I had Bobby Abreu's face, I'd be praying for a ball to damage it. Gives him an excuse to be so ugly.

The third guy with his arm up is definitely the "happy to be here" guy. Good for you buddy.

"Andrew Thomas Gallo plead guilty to possessing less than one ounce of marijuana in 2007 and entered a guilty plea to failure to wear a seat belt in 2006 court records show."

Shutup, I meant to do that. I DID! SHUTUP!!! I could do it again. i just don't want to.

@Chris Hanson's Axe And Chris Hansen's Ask: excellent retort sir. I laughed, hard.

"Me who can't ejaculate."

"By step nine, the polite and cooperative Chamberlain is stumbling to his side."

A few more years and his transformation into Weird Al will be complete.

The one in the middle might cause more pain than pleasure. She's like the opposite of the girl in Teeth.

I've been using this in conjunction with programs like keep the change from BOA (still hate BOA, don't get me wrong).

@MarkKelsosMigraine: "Starin at my sandals, that's a paddlin. Starin out the window, that's a paddlin. Paddlin the school canoe, ooh you'd better believe that's a paddlin."

does it move up and down really fast right before it squirts fans?

Think maybe he was exposed during the photo shoot and they covered it up with that convenient blue bar?