@Starburied: A non-revolving gun based game of Russian roulette... I like your style son. Now i put all my money on you shooting yourself in the head. GO.

This is what happens when you design your uniforms in MS paint.

"Revealing a deadly weapon was a successful method of calming the crowd down, but it has landed the official in hot water with the police."

I'm sorry, is she wearing a Pacman neckless? What the hell is that supposed to be?

Oh Detroit. Is there any mistake you can't make?

At what point are they just going to start tweeting stuff like "Can a fan watch my car for like an hour, im at the burger hole"

@MattFoley: It does look... rubbery in some way.

a-pieceofsteroidusingcrapthatwou....

That man does not deviate from his routes... we should double his paycheck.

"Why do we call it the "World Series" when Japan is the only country that's good at this game?"

Fragile egos always perform so well in New York...

Yea shawty, but Dejuan's a trick... They can't beat a trick.

Hey, if that face came at me, I'd want to defend myself too. Besides, tis only a flesh wound.

It was John Daly week for the PGA?

Just one?

That's not his real locker, there isn't even a noose strung up.

@Gourmet Spud: And so the finger pointing begins...

I had a suspicion, what with the 75 shoutouts and all. Good job fellas, not just sit back and wait for the WWL's militant wing to break down your door.

"The single occupant of the studio apartment, Glass Joe greets me with an awkward handshake that takes a couple of tries to accomplish successfully."

"Well at least this prevented any negative cheering by the fans"