Man, if I had this back in college, the chicks would all be calling me Captain America. Sadly I wouldn’t have know what to do next, so it’s good that this didn’t exist yet.

You turn into a real d-bag when you’re hungry. Have a Snickers.

Where you do think the electricity comes from?

Welp. Thankfully vibranium doesn’t exist, because combined with this I’d throw my vibranium shield at pretty much everything.

Based on Palin’s background, are we sure she wasn’t saying “Paul Ryan and his elk?

Putinbot 24329 is an angry bunny

Hey, quick question. What’s the difference between the nazis being installed in Easter[n] Europe, and the brigades of Cossacks that go marching around Russia beating and assaulting progressive dissenters?

PutinBots are getting faster these days. Your spelling still sucks, though, comrade.

Whataboutism. Save that one for Foxtrot Alpha. And Putin is an autocrat and a his rule a kleptocracy, no doubts about that one. And Easter in Europe has been more than a month ago.

That would be overtime pay, that potato can turn into a few more shots of vodka over time

One patato, two patato, three patato well , you get the point. This spuds for you.

How much did Putin pay you to write this post?

Is that why all the NAZI groups support Putin and why Putin has been following Hitler’s playbook?

Wow, it took all of 25 minutes for Putin’s troll army to show!

How much does the Kremlin pay you per post?
One potato and a shot of vodka?

I thought it was darling that they had HM in the video. On social media? She must love the Obamas like they say.

OK, now that was funny in a refreshingly harmless way.

Harry and his grandmother are adorable. Love

The Queen is so cute and cuddly!!!!!!