I submit:

This guy:

Counterpoint:

YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT LIFE.

Is that Hugh Laurie?

“No! Bad Ryan Lochte! Bad!”

Also missing - most of the French rugby team.

That is literally the straightest thing you’ve ever said.

Shouldn’t he be patting himself on the head at the same time?

Sergio seems like the kind of guy who looks at himself in the mirror during sex. He and Cristiano would make a perfect couple.

OR

Similar thing playing out in Cape Town, South Africa right now. Its roughly as follows:

The Urban Justice Center’s legal malpractice insurance carrier has almost certainly told them not to say anything to anyone.

It’s pretty much a lawyer’s worst nightmare, I can tell you that. Every time I submit something to the government I dread the possibility that I missed some typo or little mistake somewhere that could scuttle the whole thing and seriously hurt my client.

Who says bloggers cannot into journalism?

I’ve heard and read a lot about their work, and would’ve loved to hear more from their side of the story on this one. Unfortunately, they just declined to comment.

No. These plans were carefully laid, and well in advance. As much as I have dislike some of Bloomberg’s heavy handed techniques… This wasn’t one of them. This was a pretty thought out plan and they made more than a few revisions to it. They tried to be fair.

Great piece, Ballaban. Very insightful and thought-provoking. Keep these types of stories coming man