I did this yesterday! I was in one of the slow poke last waves, which is more of a 6 mile block party than a race. I got a free beer, a fancy popsicle, tons of free fruit, and a hug from a hot guy in patriotic boxers.

England got its revenge on the 4th!!

Premature track elation

I ran a local 5k this morning. Same thing happened to me. I celebrated too early and then the next thing I know...Bam...48 runners passed me.

Very un-British that is, jumping in front of someone in a queue

Most non-white guys in Atlanta are hiding lest they get murdered by the police

But... but... our straight wedding cake was covered in rainbows and vaginas and dicks because the Missus and I thought they looked so, so cool.

...And then they ignore the fact that the Constitution also says they’re wrong.

There’s a difference between refusing to sponsor a message and refusing to serve a customer. Additionally, there’s a difference between refusing to serve a customer and refusing to serve an entire demographic of customers.

Awfully nice of him to raise his fist and cheer on the British guy when he passed him by. Good sportsmanship on his part.

Needs more stars.

I’d love to just once hear a story about a baker or photographer refusing a job because religion and then saying “But I know another baker who’s awesome and will do your cake and I have them on speed dial, let me give them a call...”

Wait just a damn minute. Gay wedding cakes aren't covered in rainbows and vaginas and dicks? This is really bad news.

Someone should have warned him the British were coming.

It’s funny how the conservatives are all about “states’ rights” until they don’t like the law the state made. Then all of a sudden they’re all about the “constitution.”

Why on earth make it ruinous to break the law, why! Why. I'm stomping and everything.

That buzzing you hear is the sound of 10,000,000 conservatives getting outrage boners.

Everyone knows the Bible says love thy neighbor, as long as they’re not a dirty homo.

I do sort of feel for the bakers. I mean, after all we all know that the original translation of Mark 6:41 reads: