Honestly though, wouldn’t you rather have a Starfox to make up the incredibly boring Starfox Zero and finally a new F-Zero?

Who knew a bunch of black people would have a hard time in Boston?!

12th man hates 13th amendment.

If there is a “diewithout ever seeing your attacker” challenge, this would work for me.

Wait a minute, I thought we didn’t give a shit about this.

Yes, but that assumes that a mass shooting has to happen in order for the media to have any effect. If the mass shooting were prevented in the first place, there would be no story to cover improperly.

Pretty sure it’s pronounced Poo-tea-tang.

This whole thread made my fucking day. Super Bowl Football, you are either a genius or a moron, and at this point I don’t really care which.

South Carolina certainly didn’t feel this interested in standing for the US flag a little over 150 years ago.

There isn’t a list of board members on their website, but there is a ‘List of Permanently Illegible Members’: https://usagym.org/pages/aboutus/pages/permanently_ineligible_members.html

Well, national anyway.

“Jokes on you, Robby. My wife has a nut allergy, which is why we can’t even have sex anymore.”

Much better construction! And you used the same number of characters too.

When my daughter was 2, she refused to let me use wet wipes to clean her after she pooped, and insisted on being wiped with a shred of an American flag which had been moistened with tears shed by decent upstanding citizens at the moral decay our society has been experiencing since, oh, about September 22nd, 1862. But…

I found an Oklahoma State English major!

Lifelong ISU fan. That was awesome.

Jesus died doing the opposite of taking a knee. He was suspended in the air from a cross.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

Boy - this won’t be divisive at all.