probably because of that big fuckin black shape in front of his face

@BillSimmons

The only people who knew Cardale Jones was starting were Urban Meyer and Bill Belichick.

Now fold it 3 times. Burn it. Spread the ashes in all the bathrooms of your workplace/campus building. Now flicker the lights while spinning around 3 times chanting “Rocky Top!” (if you can’t flicker and spin, UT won’t win). If you do all of this correctly, the bloody face of Peyton Manning will appear in the mirror.

Now what?

i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

Amen brother....remember when we ruined any potential Jason Campbell had?

“Ooh, I’m really sorry.”

That’s how mom did it. Just use the water used to boil the chicken. However I now use a can of Swansons and make up the difference with the boiled chicken ‘stock’.

For all the terrible, terrible things the Jets have done to me as a fan, Rex Ryan trolling us as coach of the Bills is the most heartbreaking.

I’m glad a guy wrote an SEC preview who thinks Columbus is a city in South Carolina

There was also a graphic picture of a complete pair of boobs up earlier, but that image of Brady Hoke and Dave Brandon has since been removed.

Can we please get a “this is sportscenter commercial” where a old school school nurse is checking everyone’s head for lice, and then scott van pelt sits down with a giant smile on his face.

Glad to see Lennay Kekua has found a new beau.

That unexpected loss, with the Browns sitting atop the AFC North at 6-3, was the beginning of the end of the 2014 season.

This deal really sets the Sixers up for years to come.

Not to mention all that money he spent on wigs.