There are more rich Democrats that are richer than most rich Republicans in Congress.

I see Tesla is now doing with their cars what I used to do with my Bumble profiles. See, I’m not technically lying — you see, I used to be a chiseled, rippling mass of 6'4" muscle.

They should be arrested for filming in portrait mode....

The Pontiac G6 GXP came from the factory with this thing. It was like, a generic brand Porsche whale tail.

You’re already married and in the suburbs, so kids comes next. You need something that will last you into your next stage in life too. I’ve got two options for you:

Jalopnik Community Hivemind Car-Buying Rules:

If you use a nuclear weapon you lose its strategic value. Its destructive value is also worthless. People keep thinking its the king of weapons but it isn’t. Hasn’t been since the 70s, really.

Often, it is possible to use the small wheel mounted to your computer pointing device interface to move the vertically scrolling blerg to a different story. You may also use the handy bar and arrows typically appearing to the right of the blahg story to scroll through. Over there ===>

It’s almost as if you could, somehow, just pass over the story you’re not interested in by not clicking on it.

Whatsoever you ask in Jalopniks name shall be yours.

Audi and BMW still boast the largest number of assholes and pricks by volume.

The Prowler wasn’t supposed to be a good car? Did Chrysler know that? It seems like an odd business decision. Were they in a board room to pitch, “Folks, we wanna make a car intentionally not good. It’ll be distinct, but we don’t aim for it to be good. Want want it to be NOT good. Who’s with me?”

The problem is disproportionate coverage that creates the incorrect impression that semi-autonomous vehicles—and in particular Teslas—are inherently dangerous in and of themselves.

How are they not?

Meanwhile, WHERE’S MY BLOODY ROCKET PACK? THEY PROMISED US ROCKET PACKS!

Finding a specific Subaru in Portland. This should be fun.

Why the fuck are you on this site?

i would fuck my dad for an opportunity to find these cars in a barn

Those wheels look like a shitload of unsprung weight to me, but what do I know? :P

I’ve heard of chemtrails controlling our minds, but now they’re trying to give us the clap too.