Always found it strange that if professional athletes fist fight during a game, they get a time out.  If two guys do it on the street, jail time.

Brady and Belichick are true champs, 6x over.  Rams are fugazi.

Pops is just salty, he is stuck with golden years Pau Gasol and one of the great choke-job artists of the Eastern Conference.   The GOAT Coach debate is over, Phil Jackson has 11 rings, Pops has 5.  

Sounds to me like the island inhabitants are racists.  

But women aren’t as talented as the men, so why would they be paid the same?

Yes, because one instance of one county police represents the entire nation.

Do future police officers typically illegally carry firearms?  It’s a misdemeanor to carry a firearm without a CHL, and it’s a felony to carry a concealed weapon into a bar.  But I’m sure he was going to be a cop.

The reason Al Gore is mocked is because he made countless climate predictions that have failed, and then he moved the goalposts father back.  Add in the fact that his carbon footprint is that of a small city, oh and lets not forget he was going become the first climate change billionaire if his proposed carbon credit…

What do you expect, a company run by rich while men, oh wait, you mean the CEO is a female?  GM is such a joke, remember those videos from a few years ago, all their union staff were smoking blunts and beers on their lunch breaks?  Then Obama bailed them out, then Trump cut their corporate tax liability by 40%, and…

To be fair, t-shirts are part of American culture.  So she is wearing clothing derived from white america.

Curious, what charges were brought up by Eric Holder on the Black Panthers who stood outside a polling location with batons?

To be fair, he paid his dues and did his time.  

How much shoe polish does it take to color his hair that way?

Can’t wait for Panic Room Part II, Serena evades a scary Tennis Drug tester by hiding in her panic room, desperate to evade the piss cup.

Why does the NBA get a pass for its TV rights deal with Malaysia, which treats LBGT citizens as criminals?

He’s not a pariah because most of us aren’t social justice weenies.

Pete Davidson is known for two things: Butthole eyes and dating Grande.  Chevy Chase is a legend, due to the movies he has made, and his SNL success. 

It doesn’t work like that.  The guy had bad credit, everybody knows you can’t pay cash if you have bad credit.

I was wondering the same thing.  If he is still making payments, where is his car?

The 2nd law of the internet, behind the first of “Everything is Hitler”, is now “This is Trumps’ Fault!”.