Ooo! Many thanks! I'm a 38D and most of the bras available in that size look like something Mrs. Doubtfire would refuse to wear.

My friend has two rabbits in her apartment. They're fairly independent in the way that cats are, but she adores them. If you want them, go for it!

I don't know if this counts as something happy, but someone posted it on another Jezebel thread and it made me laugh so hard I cried

Tonight is all The Ramones, all the time. Rest in peace, Tommy.

Here's me and Richard in his latest workout video. =) I love him.

Congratulations. Emily is gonna grow up to be literally the worst.

I went through puberty in the '80s using adhesive pads, but I also had one of those belt rigs for the first couple of years of my period. I had a heavy flow even then, and my mother couldn't find any adhesive pads that would last me through the night.

my delicate flower of a daughter is three months old and beats every one of us, hands down. We do actually call her Tootie.

Not to nitpick, but "cure" and "prevent" do not mean the same thing. If they did, my husband would not have lymphoma. That man can clear a whole house.

So, I shouldn't have cried when the kids at school called me Dr. Farts?

Those were horrible pads - they were very thick, as well as needing a belt. The belts themselves weren't bad, but if you got caught and didn't have one, you needed safety pins or something instead.

I remember being similarly confused. Good news, though! They recently changed the description in the book to peeling off the adhesive backing of a pad.

She won't have to leave her house if Tracie keeps throwing all those dollars at her godawful phone game.

Thank you! I have an abiding love for excellent lingerie.

Oh, THIS should go over well.

2/10 would not fap.

Crumbs had the worst cupcakes. They were named after characters from Howard Stern. They went public. No cupcake shop has any reason ever to be a public company. It was doomed by bad business management. Cupcakes will live forever.