this is actually Kate Hudson doing an impression of Matthew McConaughey doing an impression of my brother-in-law.

Boy was that ever a back door brag

Overheard at Dick's Headquarters: "Someone send that girl a yoga catalog!"

Does squatting on the scale help you weigh less? Asking for a friend.

ALL OF THIS! I was so excited when I finally left the greys, after feeling discouraged for months. I did my best to promote the unapproved commenters left behind.

What.... did I accidentally fall into a portal and land in bizarro land, and then fall into another portal where lychees are not universally loved? They like lychees in bizarro land, this is how good they are.

28-26 are my 3-1, in order.

Blueberries are always a soul-crushing disappointment because, realistically, only a tenth of the box is worth a damn. The rest are somewhere in the range of angry Smurf to that little shit Veruca from Willy Wonka / Charlie & the Chocolate Factory.

Peaches and pears have the same problem cherries do. Until you bite into them, you don't know whether they are going to taste delicious or like shit. Also, guava is disgusting.

You have ranked cantaloupe too high. It should be at the very bottom of the list. Are you forgetting that it is the cess pool of fruit? It's skin absorbs all the germs so even washing it before you cut it will do nothing to help you. I think of that every time I see it contaminating a fruit salad. And restaurants…

I feel like fruits would be better if you could tell if they were going to suck before you ate them.

I know. I don't care if you're a gun-nut who doesn't agree with anyone here. As long as you're not a troll, asshole, spambot, or racist/sexist, you shouldn't be in the greys.

Well, people can have children the usual way, or they can adopt slightly older children from the foster system. As someone who grew up in an abusive home, it sucks to see people put so much energy into insisting on genetic purity when there are so many children at need.

The old comment system made me feel like commenting was pointless. im pretty excited to have just learned I no longer need an account here because commenting is pointless again.

When you are taught via religion that your only value as a woman is as an incubator, of course the idea of artificial wombs makes you nervous; what value do you have now if the only thing you think makes you valuable is no longer reserved just for you?

I'm all for bringing back the greys, with one condition:

This is what it looks like when a white Republican woman, with a terrible philosophy on life and numerous (seemingly conflicting) viewpoints attempts to rationalize why something that threatens the identity she has constructed for herself is 'wrong' or 'bad.'

This moron just referred to herself as a "token vagina." That right there tells you all you need to know about her view of the worth of women as human beings.

That is so interesting. Why not take advantage of the full anonymity if you're going to be a total dickteeth? I don't really understand the legal issues at hand here, but doesn't that count as harassment? If they can be tracked, can they be sued (by, say, an individual commenter or author)?