Why DO people comment on porn? I suppose with the internet everything is up for discussion, but seriously, I thought most people would just watch porn specifically for one reason.

I once tried to talk to a "cat" that was actually a paper bag.

I once stopped my car in the middle of the street because I was so sure that a hedgehog was crossing in front of me. I waited for a solid 5 minutes (it was 3am, no traffic in a residential area) until I realized a)that's fucking stupid there are no wild hedgehogs in this area and b)it was actually a pinecone.

Lentils, y'all.

I remember reading an article and I can't for the life of me remember the publication that talked about this. The men in high powered jobs wrote how they were not as connected to their children but felt it was their job as a father to provide for them. They expressed anger that the women were not willing to make the…

I agree with Matt's favorite book.

White people have lost their goddamn minds since Obama came into office and I can't say I'm not enjoying it.

Does it ever occur to these asshole fathers that the only reason they are afraid of their daughters dating is because they treated women so fucking horribly until they met the one they decided to marry/procreate with? Why doesn't anyone ever discuss the desire to teach their sons how to treat women like human fucking…

Stay tuned for my Thought Catalog Piece "What it's like to be a white woman dating white men".

From my personal observations, 78.8 percent of MRAs like to pee directly into their own mouths.

Christ, if you're going to be "rich" at least have a modicum of taste in expensive watches, you moron. Rolex is so upper-middle "I don't know any better" class.

I somehow hate The Notebook but secretly love Walk to Remember. I feel really bad about the second part of that sentence, though- the last time I saw it (it was on TV, so I was contractually obligated or something?) I spent the whole time yelling "HAHAHA THIS IS SO STUPID man this is kinda hot for some reason"

I think part of the problem is that we have a very weird view on selfishness and tend to see all of it as bad. Extremes. ALL SELFISHNESS IS BAD.

Another super-fun one is, "Why don't you have a boyfriend?" And then if you say, "Because I don't want one," the person looks at you like, Yeah, right. You are probably crushed under the weight of loneliness and desperation. It's like, if you really don't believe anyone could possibly be happy being single and be…

Exactly.

I would argue having kids is just as selfish. As long as we're both selfish, let's party!

Don't. The familial and social pressure ruins it. People doubting you and feeling sorry for you is a given. The fact that my mother still hasn't given up hope and that she believes my life is not happy because I don't have children like all my peers and childhood friends is always there at the back of my head, and it…

Of course it is. Spending on yourself is by definition selfish— it's promotion of self.

Travel doesn't have to mean being rich. Some of the best travel I've ever done has been weekend road trips out of my car, camping along the way. For the cost of gas and some cheap pack-in food, I can spend a week up in the mountains or driving along the coast.

Always glad to hear someone embrace her child-free life, though I prefer the succinct and to-the-point explanation by Helen Mirren: