Yup, she delivers vacuity and self-absorption.

"Eat the cake, Anna-Mae"

I think it is too reductive to assume that all examples of work ethic and brand management are inherently admiration worthy.

I am SO OVER strapless wedding dresses. But dress manufacturers love them because they cost less to make and are easier to alter. If I had to do it all over again I'd go full Kate Middleton.

but I think space is an important part of any healing process.

His beard is weak and he has caveman eyebrows. This dude wouldn't even get "most attractive" in a high school year book. More like Kit Borington, amirite. I'm not jealous.

If you're a musician and your manager comes to you and suggests you follow the "Michael Jackson career path" you should fire that person immediately.

I am both intrigued and horrified.

"We don't believe in Belgium waffles"

Huh, and here I thought the best birth control was enslaving all the men and converting all the women to lesbianism. At least, that's what it said in the pamphlet I got from the Feminist Agenda.

Of course Wheaton College is on this list, they used to ban dancing.

But its so good \_(ツ)_/¯

Wow, some random bullshit website that has a blatant agenda.

What I don't see on the list: donuts, ramen, hot dogs, mac and cheese. Cool, I'm good then. Carry on.

How repressed do you have to be if eating Bugles is considered to be a naughty thing?

Here.

I mean, sure, if you want to see my beige Spanx.

Clutch play with the religious friend reading 50 Shades of Grey.