My best friend is the second variety of narcissist that you mentioned. He really can't function when he's not being praised. He turns into this puddle of self hatred and lashes out at people he feels have wronged him. And he also has the "first act" down to an exact science, but there have been times where people…

What the fuck. I need to eat this right now.

There are no cheat days in the Megan Fox Kingdom, she adds, but if there were she would use them to consume pizza or cake.

Those accessories are not working on him.

I feel like this should bring me some relief, but I'm still stuck with my photo for another five years.

Hey. There's an IKEA there. Don't hate.

Is that a thing people ask you? What their "best neutral expression" is? HA!

This comment and all references to "stampylongnose" in this thread are hilarious. I don't even know why.

That is my understanding of net leases as well - I didn't get why that point seems to be a big deal.

It doesn't surprise me at all that McDonald's charges rent to its franchisees. Is that really uncommon?

I live here too. I haven't noticed any panic, but I also stay away from 11Alive.

Yeah. This is a thing. There are insanely popular tournaments (INSANELY) and stuff, but there are also just regular extremely popular players that stream live (or whatever, I'm not in the 21st century yet). My boyfriend sometimes plays his own game while half-watching a streaming game on his other monitor.

YES. We must have had the same photographer.

Vacationing at CVS is the best! They have all the junk cereal you could want (and I want a lot of it), plus funny greeting cards!

Not at all! Get the people revved up.

How does the lighting in this photo look so good? Did she not go to her local CVS? Because that's where I had mine done, and I look like a fluffy ghost.

Hamster Eating Tiny Burrito is the most influential figure in all of life, period.

I don't recognize a single one of these names, but I'm old.

My boyfriend is 30 and does this.

This guy is a youtube star? Huh.