This. All panties become thongs on me too.

This would make me look like death warmed over.

Sigh.

Them's fightin words.

Let's be clear, any variation of bread and cheese is a meal I will happily eat.

I'm not amy, but if I received a dick pic at all I would cancel the date. I'm interested in dick! But I am not interested in the kind of people who would send dick picks prior to even meeting me.

I had a friend who hated pizza. I also had a friend who only liked pizza dough & cheese (no sauce). I am now questioning my choice of friends.

This is valuable, thank you!

Of course it is.

SHUT UP BEN

My dad thinks Obama runs Snopes.

On Friday, Facebook went down for a hot, miserable minute, preventing innocent people from arguing with casual acquaintances of distant relatives about Libertarianism.

I like my steak really, really, really well done. Which is why I never go to steakhouses, because I can overcook a cheap piece of meat at home and not offend anyone.

I feel like that prediction is going to come true.

I am specifically on birth control pills to regulate my fucked endocrine system. So. I guess that's what makes me enthusiastic, personally.

Cosigned.

When I was little I dreamed about being old enough to change my name. I wanted the name "Tina Turner", because Tina Turner.

I WILL NEVER MAKE UP WITH THAT EVIL WOMAN

She should be ashamed for being seen in public with Willow Pape.

Do it. Seriously. What's the worst thing that could happen?