Uh, what? No one defiles Depeche Mode.

Anytime! Trash eaters are real.

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH KETTLE CHIPS ARE AMAZING

I do this now. I will buy a bag of potato chips, eat two chips, become disgusted with myself, throw the bag away... and two hours later, dig through the garbage to get the bag back out.

How could you be mad? It's impossible to be mad at Paul Rudd.

This is only kind of related, but does anyone else have translucent skin? Like, I'm pretty pale, but even when I'm tan I can see veins in my arms, legs, stomach, everywhere. Like a god damned map with blue rivers everywhere.

I suppose this is better than finding yourself in HR's office because you told Martha down the hall that she smells like feet.

Talking is for suckers!

Hey, how could you pass up an opportunity like that?

No. Stop. What? How?

I need to go there.

bahahaha I almost bought that just to make fun of it. I ended up keeping my money. :(

I love her baking recipes! Though yeah, they do have a lot of steps sometimes.

I would have wanted to do this so badly when I was a kid. My life's ambition was to be Ariel.

I would freak out upon seeing Paul Rudd anywhere.

Eh, she should just accept that her youth is the only thing that makes her valuable.

I'm dead.

I wasn't saying Wonder Woman is not for being equal, and therefore a feminist. I just want her to be a human being, fallible and real.

Ah yes, because of 9/11 I became disenchanted by vulvas trying to sell me gold lamé panties.

BETTER SLATHER ON THOSE YOUTH SERUMS, LADIES.